{"product_id":"the-matrix-cant-cut-the-grass-t-shirt-lawn-mower-humor-tee","title":"The Matrix Can't Cut the Grass T-Shirt — Lawn Mower Humor Tee","description":"This lightweight moisture-wicking tee is built for long days outside or working hard around the yard. The front shows a playful, detailed illustration of a well-worn riding mower loaded with tools and accessories — scratched paint, grime, and character that speak to hands-on weekends and late-afternoon projects. The back carries bold block text that reads “THE MATRIX CAN’T CUT THE GRASS,” injecting wry humor and a wink to anyone who prefers real work over digital shortcuts. Breathable 100% polyester dries fast and holds its shape through sweat and repeated wear. Cut with side seams and double-stitched hems for structure and durability, it’s an easy, comfortable top that moves with you whether you’re mowing, tinkering in the garage, or meeting up with fellow gearheads for a laugh.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% polyester — extra-light, quick-drying fabric\u003cbr\u003e- Self-fabric collar and tear-away label for clean comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Durable construction with double-needle sleeve and bottom hems\u003cbr\u003e- Regular fit with side seams for better shape retention\u003cbr\u003e- Direct-to-Film (DTF) print for detailed, long-lasting artwork\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Do not tumble dry\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Atomic Blue","offer_id":46090505453651,"sku":"10921944921405134528","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Lime Shock","offer_id":46090505486419,"sku":"29965143667795945157","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Neon Orange","offer_id":46090505519187,"sku":"30598640488327638214","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Neon Yellow","offer_id":46090505551955,"sku":"22580903500090820113","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Grey Concrete","offer_id":46090505584723,"sku":"17731403439879064372","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Atomic Blue","offer_id":46090505617491,"sku":"13445588578910195601","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Lime Shock","offer_id":46090505650259,"sku":"31475598129512733348","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Neon Orange","offer_id":46090505683027,"sku":"16317500346997011283","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Neon Yellow","offer_id":46090505748563,"sku":"35264633250782658187","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Grey Concrete","offer_id":46090505781331,"sku":"31543976886614862716","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Atomic Blue","offer_id":46090505814099,"sku":"96027929756149990326","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Lime Shock","offer_id":46090505846867,"sku":"38564403438280917767","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Neon Orange","offer_id":46090505879635,"sku":"16589050260804380046","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Neon Pink","offer_id":46090505912403,"sku":"26777123623008417365","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Neon Yellow","offer_id":46090505945171,"sku":"28859569236939139920","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Grey Concrete","offer_id":46090505977939,"sku":"32703748702364838674","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Atomic Blue","offer_id":46090506010707,"sku":"16661613335150551387","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Lime Shock","offer_id":46090506043475,"sku":"39915253363076944178","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Neon Orange","offer_id":46090506076243,"sku":"33524346407124369765","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Neon Pink","offer_id":46090506109011,"sku":"88136278401372286118","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Neon Yellow","offer_id":46090506141779,"sku":"13113416980583735761","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Grey Concrete","offer_id":46090506174547,"sku":"17610783734626241124","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Atomic Blue","offer_id":46090506207315,"sku":"12122928662228262243","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Lime Shock","offer_id":46090506240083,"sku":"19357252797853328607","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Neon Orange","offer_id":46090506272851,"sku":"11473910488967599783","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Neon Pink","offer_id":46090506305619,"sku":"18610936099933713694","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Neon Yellow","offer_id":46090506338387,"sku":"23342360474997033754","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Grey Concrete","offer_id":46090506371155,"sku":"14029221430135720869","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Atomic Blue","offer_id":46090506403923,"sku":"28087621323554783288","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Lime Shock","offer_id":46090506436691,"sku":"33325186965541665260","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Neon Orange","offer_id":46090506469459,"sku":"19981951433604024807","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Neon Pink","offer_id":46090506502227,"sku":"32676901525577340224","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Neon Yellow","offer_id":46090506534995,"sku":"59676636517789232870","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Grey Concrete","offer_id":46090506567763,"sku":"27403914280386816064","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Atomic Blue","offer_id":46090506600531,"sku":"26141921834447225886","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Lime Shock","offer_id":46090506633299,"sku":"17368669972914179691","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Neon Orange","offer_id":46090506666067,"sku":"16529691811948987759","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Neon Pink","offer_id":46090506698835,"sku":"18933144568101739900","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Neon Yellow","offer_id":46090506731603,"sku":"16232402783742544696","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Grey Concrete","offer_id":46090506764371,"sku":"12032870283730272149","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Atomic Blue","offer_id":46090506797139,"sku":"28322357383336467471","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Lime Shock","offer_id":46090506829907,"sku":"65030981043379850716","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Neon Orange","offer_id":46090506862675,"sku":"71250238891285134439","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Neon Pink","offer_id":46090506895443,"sku":"10838212801493267789","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Neon Yellow","offer_id":46090506928211,"sku":"69522041019193243390","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Grey Concrete","offer_id":46090506960979,"sku":"26289102289355913486","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0735\/1504\/0851\/files\/11454114132085615298_2048.jpg?v=1788325153","url":"https:\/\/shopbackthen.com\/products\/the-matrix-cant-cut-the-grass-t-shirt-lawn-mower-humor-tee","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}